i am so angry i cry about it every day

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What is a cry? I ask because I cry all the time. I say wow that made me cry. There are levels to it. Sometimes it is just the sensation of hot eyeballs which suddenly moisten at the back like storm clouds which gather but never drop rain. Sometimes this is perhaps like a shaken up soda you try to open and quickly realize is going to explode so you slam the cap back on. Sometimes it’s just a sudden and unexpected sob but just a single one you know like from the guy you moan with a genuine vocalized sob but that’s all that really happens you almost get a crampy feeling in your guy as it twists like a wet towel. Sometimes it’s a full on good ol’ ugly cry where the first sob worked as a perfect first pull on a chainsaw and now that fuckers rippin, just raaanngg raaaaannnggg raaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnggggggggg that’s my chainsaw cry onomatopoeia for you. And a grenade? Are tears just emotion shrapnel? IDK man. I got no idea what I’m doing here.

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