i would much rather be watching a guy play violent computer games right now

Sometimes that’s just what it is man. This one was inspired by a guy who streams Escape From Tarkov, an extremely hardcore and toxic extraction shooter that I play as an almost ascetic experience. I suspect much of the player base does so as well. Men crave the monastery. The guy goes by the name Stank Rat. He has turned an extremely cruel and ultimately very, very funny style of play called ratting into a high, high art form. I don’t have the time or patience or, truly, irreverence to be a rat so I’m glad there are people like Stank Rat out there giving us all a chance to kinda just chill and observe a master at work. This shirt is a good one to wear to weddings and stuff.

Prints of this shirt are made on demand, so it will take a bit longer than a normal shirt to get to you. In my experience a couple weeks is not unusual.